Blues Traveler fans, please allow me to start this blurb out with a disclaimer: I'm not a D-Bag in the truest sense of the word. I merely play one on the computer. Also, I am a personal friend of John's, and type all this garbage out mainly for his amusement. I selfishly do it for my own as well, who am I kidding? Mildly retarded things that might be considered offensive, for me, is like oxygen to humans; a necessary part of survival. It also so happens that I am a writer and out of work, so it's an outlet of sorts for me.
And John, by the way, if you didn't see it on Twitter, I got your voice mail, and it was immediately saved, do to it being one of the most hilarious, frantically, mania-induced messages that I am sure to ever recieve! I don't think that there's a time-limit of any sort on my voice-mail, just for future reference. So go ahead and breathe, my friend. With all of that being spewed, I'd like to thank 'Traveling Cranberry' for at least acknowledging that I posted something within the Community, other than blatant worship and seething gratitude (Again, nothing wrong with that[?]).
I have found you, 'Cranberry', if that's actually your real name... to be correct on one side of things, and then discovered the possibility of a flaw within your "opinion".
You are right because, yes, they are 2 completely different bands. Quite obvious. Currently my imagination runs wild at a very conceptualized possibility, that in a comic book dictated parallel Universe, both groups have the propensity to actually be one and the same. Nonesense you say? Well, duh. But I'm moving on into a numeralogical realm now. Please bear with me, the rambling will (and NEEDS to end soon, I have a busy schedule of nothing ahead of me tonite). If you were to look at the amount of letters in 'Blues Traveler' (13) and 'Faith No More' (11, but 13 if so inclined to include the spaces between the wording). In comic book realms that's all you'd really need to not necessarilly prove that they are alter-egos, but quietly suspect it from a safe distance. I have more to say about the very real possibility of them being the same band. But let's face it, they aren't, and I actuallly have to make a phone call. Perhaps I will run wild on a tangent again in the very near future and digress nearly to the same point of dillusionality. Keep your fingers crossed!
Sadly 'Cranberry', you are wrong as well. And this may simply be my opinion on your opinion (it is). I say you are in err based only on your outrageous claim that you like Blues Traveler better.
My snarkiness matters not however, because the greatest band of all time with no debate, is TOOL. Attempting an argument opposing this is beyond futile and would destroy whatever brain-cells you might have remaining, deeming you unable to have a reasonable discussion, as if the habitual drug use and "dancing" I see you guys doing at the shows hasn't already. If you can't detect sarcasm delivered extra dry on top of all that, sadly, you might just be a lost cause. But they have people out there that volunteer to show you how to use a bus and re-learn how to add and whatnot. Hope remains. Okay so after TOOL, we have Grand Funk Railroad getting an honorable mention, immediately following Fantomas. Put The Melvins in there somewhere too. That will be all from Gregg for now. Gregg, is my real name, friends. John, any serious thought about you guys covering Slayer's, "Angel of Death"? All kidding aside, I wanna' hear you guys do it, and don't "hippie" it up either. Rock that song. And even though Tad loves Mariah Carey's one of a kind Masterpiece of Film, "Butterfly", I have a strong feeling he'd be on board! Just don't eff your throat up again. Leave that to amateurs like myself. Have a fantastic evening fans. And don't forget, as "unbelieveable", "transcendental", and "life-changing" Blues Traveler's music is, has, and will continue to be, crank open that third eye and explore some genre you ordinarilly wouldn't find yourself listening to... You might be surprised at your own personal evolution especially when you're the one instigating it...